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Beauty and the Beast: A Horny Love Story


Charing Cross Theatre

The Arches, Villiers Street, London , London WC2N 6NL 08444 930 650 

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WHERE TO BUY TICKETS / "BUY OR AVOID" SEAT GUIDE

Previews from 21st November, opens 24th November 2025. Ends 11th January 2026
NOT SUITABLE FOR THOSE AGED UNDER 18 OR THE EASILY OFFENDED.
Captioned performance: 10th December 2025 at 7.30pm

The adult panto team return, this time with the Scottish tale of Bertie, taken prisoner by an aristocrat in remote village Licmanochers.

Not available.

The monkey advises checking performance times on your tickets and that performances are happening as scheduled, before travelling.

Tuesday to Friday at 7.30pm
Saturday at 2.30pm and 7.30pm
Sunday at 1pm and 5pm

No 2.30pm performance on 22nd November 2025.
No performances on 25th, 26th and 31st December 2025.

Extra 2.30pm performances on 23rd and 24th December 2025.
Extra 7.30pm performance on 29th December 2025.

WHERE TO BUY TICKETS / "BUY OR AVOID" SEAT GUIDE

Theatres use "dynamic pricing." Seat prices change according to demand for a particular performance. Prices below were compiled as booking originally opened. Current prices are advised at time of enquiry.

All performances from 25th November 2025 onwards

 

Preview performances from 21st until 23rd November 2025
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